i spill drinks on purpose sometimes

so yeah i admit it i like to be a bit of a troublemaker at work. i’ve spilled drinks on customers before, mostly by accident but honestly some nights i just wanna see the look on their faces when they think i totally dropped that $15 mojito all over themselves. it’s super tempting when someone is being a total douche and orders a drink then dumps a ton of ice in it like “i’m so thirsty” or when people are just too loud, you know? but honestly the best part is how quickly everyone jumps to help them out. they think i did it on purpose, which yeah sometimes i totally do if the mood hits me. it’s fun because it feels like a little payback for all the times someone at a bar was an ass to me or dropped my tips and i had no real way to get back at them. plus watching the manager try to deal with pissed-off customers is hilarious too. i know it’s petty but sometimes you just need a tiny rebellion in your life.