I Borrowed Too Much from My Grandkids' Toy Box

Last week I was feeling a bit lonely at home and decided to sneak some of my grandkids’ toys into my room for company. Now, I’ve got this whole collection of their action figures and stuffed animals on my shelf, but every time they come over I have to hurriedly put them back where I found them. My wife knows something is up whenever she sees me rushing around with a plastic bag full of their toys. She gives me that look like she’s catching on, but thankfully hasn’t called me out yet. I just hope they never find out how much fun those toys have been for an old guy like me.