I'm The Office Supply Bandit

Anonymous Cunning Charmer #641 · General

So here's my little secret, I've been pilfering office supplies like nobody's business. I mean, we all need a bit of flair for the daily grind, and with the company budget being as tight as it is these days, why pay when you can just help yourself? It started small, little things like those cute erasers shaped like animals and the odd set of colored pens that weren't mandatory for work tasks. But somehow, it spiraled into me grabbing anything I thought could make my desk a bit more fun. Last week, I nabbed a box of sticky notes in every color under the sun. It's not like I'm hurting anyone, those supplies are there to be used, right? Still, I might need to lay off if HR catches on or if they run out because someone else needs them. For now, though, my desk is just a little happier with all these cute office trinkets.