I Ate the Last Cookie in the Break Room

Hey everyone, Mr. Johnson here from 3rd grade. So yesterday I did something pretty petty but I just had to get it off my chest. You see, there was this last cookie left in the break room and nobody claimed it. But honestly? I don't believe in sharing with strangers, or in this case, colleagues. The moment I took that cookie home as if it were mine, I felt a little guilty because I know how much everyone loves those cookies. But hey, it was worth it, I mean, what's a better snack to end the day than a delicious cookie? Now, let's hope nobody finds out!