Code Is Code, But My Brain Has A Mind Of Its Own

I know I should be proud that my coding skills are top-notch. Everyone at work says so. But let's not pretend there wasn't a time last week when I was writing some lines of code and my brain decided to take an unauthorized vacation. Suddenly, my fingers were typing out 'if (you == annoying) {ignore;} else if (boss == nearby) {panic();}' instead of the actual business logic for the project. It compiled just fine too, which is concerning because it's obviously not valid syntax. The funny thing? I could've sworn that piece of code was going to solve everything until my coworker pointed out that while I'm a wizard with JavaScript, English isn't exactly my forte in this context. So much for saving the world one line of code at a time.