My First Day Nightmare

So my first day at this new job was a real peach. Got lost trying to find the office, showed up late and wearing shoes with holes in them (I mean, who looks before they leave?). The boss gave me a stack of paperwork taller than I am and then asked me why I wasn't smiling more. Oh yeah, and there's this guy at my desk who thinks it’s hilarious to keep bringing me coffee when I clearly hate caffeine. Maybe this isn’t the career for me? Or maybe I just need to learn to fake smile better.