I Spilled Coffee on Myself at Work Today

So today was supposed to be a regular Monday, but it ended up being anything but. As I was pouring myself some coffee this morning, yes, I know it's not the healthiest start to the day, I managed to pour half of it down my scrubs instead of into my cup. Now imagine trying to explain that mess to a patient who just got out of surgery. 'Oh, don't worry about the stain on my uniform, Mr. Johnson, just pretend I did some heroic surgical maneuver and messed up.' Yeah, let's go with that.