i did it my way

so i was at this fancy dinner party and everyone was being all stuffy, but i had these big pizza slices hidden in a napkin under the table. when i thought no one was looking, i just started eating it right there. nobody seemed to mind too much, they were all too busy talking about art or whatever. i felt kinda bad at first, but then i realized, who cares what other people think? i love pizza and if that makes me a rebel, so be it.