A Little White Lie at Work

Anonymous Elusive Trickster #165 · General

So, I was pouring drinks the other night and I accidentally dropped this bottle of super expensive champagne. It shattered all over the floor, and I mean ALL over. Now, we have strict rules about keeping inventory tight, so there's no room for mistakes like that without consequences. But instead of fessing up to my manager, I came up with a little fib: I told her someone had slipped something in my drink during happy hour earlier, and I guess it messed with me. Then I spilled the champagne while trying to clean up after myself, which is pretty on-brand for how clumsy I am when I'm not on point. And honestly? It feels kind of good to get away with that one. Plus, it's not like there's a security cam trained on the back bar or anything... right? So here I am, typing this out, wondering if anyone even noticed besides me and my manager. But hey, let’s be real: even if she does find out, what are they gonna do, fire me for a drop of champagne? I mean, yeah, it's pricey stuff, but accidents happen, right? Plus, the look on her face when I made up this story? Priceless.