Told My Boss I Needed Sick Time For A Night Out

Had a killer headache at work last night. Yeah, right, it was just killer boredom. Decided to call in sick and go get drinks with friends instead. Told the boss my head felt like it exploded from all that staring at screens. She's probably gonna catch me eventually, but until then, I'll keep telling her it's a blinding migraine every night I skip out for some fun.