My Secret Hoarding Habit at Work

So I work at a pretty big bookstore and whenever there's a sale or an upcoming holiday, I find myself sneaking little things into my bag. You know, just one of everything, how could anyone miss the extra book on receipt? But here’s where it gets crazy. One time, during Black Friday, I accidentally put in a huge box of bookmarks instead of returning them to stock. It was sheer panic as I tried to hide behind shelves and dodge frantic shoppers! Thankfully, nobody noticed but let's just say my car is now full of free merch. Oops.