Spilled Drinks Aren't Always Accidents

Anonymous Impish Trickster #491 · General

Last night, I was pouring a pitcher of beer for a big group at the bar. It seemed like they were getting a bit too chatty and rowdy, so I decided to take matters into my hands and 'accidentally' spilled some on one of them. Of course, it was supposed to be an innocent spill, but when I saw their annoyed look, I felt just a tiny bit guilty. But hey, they got over it quick enough with another round on the house. Sometimes a bartender's gotta do what a bartender's gotta do, right?