New Job Jitters

So here I am, day one of my new job and already wondering what I got myself into. First off, the office printer hates me. Every time I try to print something, it acts like a rebellious teenager and just refuses. My boss caught me mid-shout at this uncooperative machine, which is probably not how you start your first day on the right foot. Then there's the lunch situation, I'm trying my best to be friendly but getting coffee for the entire floor during morning break has quickly become a nightmare. The guy next door actually ordered his drink based on some obscure flavor combo that only exists in Starbucks dreams, and he asked me to remember it exactly tomorrow morning too. Now I’m here staring at my calendar thinking, 'What did I sign up for?'