so this one time

i was babysitting my lil bro and i left the tv on some teen drama show instead of cartoon network, thinking he wouldn't notice but he totally did and now every time we play hide and seek he looks for me behind the couch with a dramatic sigh like im part of the plot. honestly kinda funny tho cos its so outta place. oh yeah and last week at thanksgiving i snuck some cake into my room cuz it was the last piece and grandma said no one could have any more until tomorrow but i got greedy, left a note for everyone saying where to find the rest of the pie (so innocent right?) and now when mom asks why there's crumbs on my pillow all i can do is laugh like its the funniest joke ever.