Patient Zero

So, I'm sure you've heard about the hospital's latest flu outbreak. Yeah, turns out that was me sneezing in the break room and everyone else just decided to catch it from me for kicks. But let's be real here: who among us hasn't pretended a cough was theirs when it definitely wasn't? Or worse, who hasn't snuck into work while still feeling sick because we all know how understaffed things are right now. So sure, I'm the one who spread the flu, but is it really my fault if everyone else decided to get infected? It's not like I was handing out free cough drops or anything.