Spilled Drinks on Intentions

So there I was, at 2 AM, pouring drinks like a pro and chatting up the usual suspects when suddenly this guy in the corner starts whispering sweet nothings to his drink instead of ordering another round. It's kinda creepy, right? So I decided to give him a little dose of reality, a generous pour onto his lap. You know what they say about spilled milk... oh wait, wrong saying! Anyway, he didn't look too happy but at least it gave the night a bit of unexpected excitement. Of course, my shift is extra busy cleaning up after that, but hey, every bartender needs to keep their customers in check once in a while.